Well, maybe not so much global . . . more like an expansion. No, not my waistline! I wouldn’t announce that and it certainly isn’t my dream . . . nightmare, yes, dream? Jeez! And about that dream thing . . . it might better be called a whimsy. So, what’s crazy Miss D up to now? I’m getting to it. “It’s important to build anticipation in your readers.” I read that somewhere.
Some of the bloggers I follow write movie reviews. Secretly, in the depths of my black, little heart, I’m always filled with envy when I read them. I wish I could do that. If I wrote cinema assessments; surely, the national feeds would be beating a path to my door, clamoring to feature my wit, publish my words. Hey, I changed it from dream to whimsy. Didn’t I? Okay, far-flung fantastical daydream might be closer.
I may have inflated the expansion just a wee bit as well. I am, however, featured as a guest blogger today over at . . a misplaced boy. . Yeah, can you believe it? Somebody more demented than me. Anyway, Joe asked me to do a movie review. Baby steps, people, baby steps.
I’m so excited! Happy Dance! I can’t wait for you to see it. So without further ado . . .
Guest Random Movie Review – Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
I hope you’ll pop over and take a look. Let me know if I’ve found my calling.
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October 29, 2011 at 2:24 pm
nevercontrary
Thats so exciting! Good Luck. Can’t wait to read it.
October 29, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
I am still happy dancing and smiling. Its made for a happy day and a unique experience.
October 29, 2011 at 3:09 pm
timotheous128
Fantastic review! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it Miss D. It sounded natural and it flowed well from point to point. Excellent job! 🙂
October 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Tim,
That is lofty praise indeed. Seeing I think so highly of your movie reviews, I will take this as significant praise (fer shur).
Thanks,
Miss D
October 29, 2011 at 3:18 pm
John
Bravo! Feel free to pepper a few into your blog every now and then. But I must warn you, you’d be doing the rest of us a disservice if you limited yourself to movie reviews.
October 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
HeHeHe or should I say “Hah . . . Hah . . . Hah.” My ADD is way to prominent to ever do any one thing all the time. Maybe that’s my problem.
Note to Self: Focus!
Thanks for stopping by John.
October 29, 2011 at 4:05 pm
lorrelee1970
I’m not much into scary movies because I am too much of a scaredy cat, but I absolutely loved your review. I felt like you were at my house telling me all about it while I laughed my ass off. After reading the review, I don’t think I’d be too scared to watch it though. Review therapy, I guess.
October 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
It would have been so much more fun to have been at your house watching it with you. Misery loves company. I wasn’t kidding when I said I fell asleep. Not sure what I missed, but it wasn’t enough judging by the jellification of my brain by the time it was over.
Glad to see you here Lorre.
October 29, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Tom (Aquatom1968)
Hello, Miss D… my first ‘proper’ read and comment, and you send me somewhere else! Great review by the way! 😀
October 29, 2011 at 8:11 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Muah Ha Ha. Yes, my evil plan is working!
Thank you Tom. Promise I almost never do that (first time). What’s worse is the post before that was the “blog award.” What ever must you think? Promise to do better in the future.
Miss D
October 29, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Androgoth
Don’t you worry Miss. D
I will be taking a look at your
take on Film Reviewing and
reporting back here with my
thoughts on it… I might even
give you one, I mean some…
I mean some really nice and
wicked feedback… You could
be on your way to stardom 🙂
Okay I am going for a read of
it right now, so there 🙂 lol
Androgoth XXx
October 29, 2011 at 8:12 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Twice in one day you make me wait. Alas, you are getting bored with me. 😉
Miss D xxx
October 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Androgoth
I have just added my thoughts
on your film review, I think that it
will have been worth waiting for,
Well I do hope so? 🙂 lol
Have a very nice rest of evening and don’t
forget to be very naughty over Halloween 🙂
Androgoth XXx
October 29, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Thank you good sir or I mean cheeky, little devil.
And a hedonistic Halloween to you too.
Miss D xxx
October 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm
graysonjack
That’s fantastic! I’m so happy for you. I’m gonna click on the link now and check it out.
P.S.- I put that movie in my NetFlix queue last week. Your review will decide whether I watch it tonight or not…
October 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Spoiler Alert! Oh wait, there’s nothing to spoil.
Grayson, please I beg you DON’T DO IT. I know watching deprived me of at least a few IQ points and I wouldn’t wish such on you. I enjoy your humor too much to diminish it one wit.
October 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Phil's Lounge
Congrats,
In all seriousness, you never know where your versatile literary skills will take you and if leads to you getting paid for something you love doing (one of my definitions of success) even better. 😉
October 29, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Somehow I can’t see the big publishers or live feeds adding Miss Demure Restraint to their authors stable. 😉
I’m happy doing my thing here. Good people, good reading. Personally, I get a great deal of satisfaction and validation in the blogosphere from peeps I find interesting and intelligent. Yourself included.
October 29, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Phil's Lounge
One of my favourite quotes comes to mind, from a movie I’m sure you’ve seen….
“If you build it, they will come…”
As I said, you never know… admittedly, there are so many talented Bloggers in your network, but don’t rule yourself out of that group.
Oh…and thanks for the compliment. 😉
October 29, 2011 at 10:52 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
You are very welcome!
October 29, 2011 at 11:50 pm
MisplacedBoy
Well Missy, you already know that my opinion is that you should add movie reviews to your repertoire, but based on early returns from your readers the answer is a resounding “yes.”
Thank you for blessing my little blog with your guest review. Needless to say YOU EFFING RAWK!!!
October 30, 2011 at 12:04 am
Miss Demure Restraint
Joe.
The pleasure was truly all mine. I had a great time. I would never have tried it without your encouragement. I hope anyone that traveled over to see the review took the time to look around. I’m sure they found your “little” blog as entertaining as I do!
Rock on!
Miss D
October 30, 2011 at 10:01 am
prenin
Hi hun! 🙂
Thanks for the visit and comment! 🙂
Given that I now have added a heart problem to all my other burdens I too hope to take care!!! LoL!!!
I’m a big fan of Dragons – ancient, wise and full of fire! LoL!
Happy Halloween and have fun! 🙂
Love and hugs!
Prenin.
October 31, 2011 at 2:55 am
Miss Demure Restraint
Penin,
I know we have only just become acquainted, but I have seen you around some of the blog we both visit and feel I know just a little already. Do, please, be very careful and take care of yourself. I want to have a long, long time to fet to know you better.
Miss D
October 31, 2011 at 9:50 am
prenin
Thanks for the kind words hun! 🙂
God Bless and be well!
Prenin.
October 31, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Miss Demure Restraint
Anytime. Hope all is well.
October 30, 2011 at 11:28 am
mystafied
Happy Halloween Miss D

I hope it’s a good one for you!
Gary x
October 30, 2011 at 3:01 pm
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PARDON ME FOR RUSHING IN LIKE THIS..I CAME DOWN WITH THE FLU.
I WILL RETURN LATER WHEN FEELING MYSELF AGAIN BUT IN THE MEAN TIME
WISHING YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS HALLOWEEN DAY CAN BRING
GOOD LUCK, GOOD HEALTH, GOOD FORTUNE AND THE BEST OF EVERYTHING!
Regards Tracey
December 19, 2011 at 7:52 am
Anne Schilde
Oh my God! How did you ever watch that movie?! You couldn’t pay me to push the play button! Crap, if I had to do a review I’d have totally Googled one!
Awesome review though!!!