I have found a marvelous new drink . . . white chocolate white coffee!  Yum, yum, yummy.  I never have liked coffee, but this is a wonderful nutty tasting drink with tons of caffeine.  Ah yes, caffeine and nicotine, my favorite vices.  I can now appreciate and participate in the ritual of a cup of joe and a smoke while pounding madly on the keys of my laptop.  Massive good fun it is too.


So here I sit cigarette smoke wafting up out of the ashtray, Big Foot Java cup in hand, slugging back the liquid stimulation, toking and banging away at my computer in some fabulously altered state.


God bless coffee and cigarettes.