Shoes, shoes everywhere
Tried to thin them out
But how can I toss
A thing I love
A thing that brings happiness
A thing that comforts me
A thing that feels so good
Boots, pumps, strappy sandals, sling-backs, espadrilles
Shoes to walk in. Shoes to strut in. Shoes to run in.
Hell, there are even shoes to fuck in!
Flats and stilettos
Wedgies and platforms
Black, white, beige, blue, green
And, of course, red
Pink, gold, yellow and silver
All the colors of the rainbow
Vintage, brand new
Makes no difference
I want them
I love them
I must have them
Don’t know when
They will be worn
Don’t know why
They will be needed
Don’t know how
To live without them
I am a shoe slut!
Infamous Hooker Shoes
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February 7, 2009 at 12:46 am
oracleofthepearl
Well, you can’t discard the Infamous Hooker Shoes. That would be silly.
February 10, 2012 at 7:12 am
keatslover
Ha hahahaha….I seem to have a similar problem…i started buying shoes two years ago and haven’t stopped. My dad keeps taking out his wallet and giving me death glares while my mom tut-tuts in the background.:D
February 7, 2009 at 1:54 am
Ram Venkatararam
Interesting. I own only one pair of footwear – a pair of green flip flops. I own a conveniece store and rarely if ever get out from behind my counter.
Your post inspires me though. Perhaps I will break down and get that pair of KISS boots I’ve always wanted.
Sweet! Everyone should have a pair of KISS boots. LOL.
February 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
ces
A girl’s closet isn’t complete without shoes!
My favorite are flat strappy sandals… 🙂
February 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Jill
Way down here in the South, we call them “Bedroom Slippers…”
Yours are delightful!
February 9, 2009 at 1:16 am
ssly
Yes my dear, you are truly a shoe slut. I’ve seen your closets. I keep thinking I’m gonna go into the next room and see Emelda Marcos watching tv. You do need a new hobby……something…….smaller maybe?
October 3, 2009 at 11:57 am
jerrytheblogger
I found it humorous.. !! 🙂
I wish I also had such shoes… that I could have wore someday..
Jerry
November 3, 2009 at 12:20 pm
lady maggie
and even your poetry feet go out in around wearing fabulous shoes! so you know you’ve got it good! -l.m.
December 21, 2009 at 10:31 pm
cordieb
Let me know if you decide to clean out your closet on Ebay! Love those “Hooker” shoes on you!!! You’ve got the legs for them! I’ve got pencil sticks at the bottom. I can rock a stilleto though! 🙂
P.S. Have a super Christmas and just in case I don’t get a chance to “talk” before the year’s end, also have a sexy New Year! (You’ve got the shoes to start it off with a bang!)
Blessings, C.
December 22, 2009 at 2:28 am
girlswithoutshoes
I want those shoes, I could see me hobbling around in them, probably would break my freakin’ neck. This is one of my favorites.
Merry Christmas, hugs to you and yours!
January 25, 2010 at 7:06 am
amielieja
that is such gorgeous legs and photo 🙂
with those shoes I will only be able to lie in bed with , not to walk around in them at all 😀